No Blonde Is an Island

ANYONE FOR MONTE CRISTO?
It’s a game Hoyle never heard of. You play it stripped to your polka-dot shorts – if you’re a boy-type player, that is. The playground is an old French-style chateau on an island off the West Coast, complete with dungeon, trapdoor, and plenty of mantraps… like your playmate, for instance, a torrid blonde, 100% natural, 100% nude, and 100% up to no good…
In this frightening frolic through a tycoon’s island funhouse, LARRY BAKER, TV writer, finds plots, people, and perils that defy even his wild imagination…
Pretend you’re Larry Baker… high-spirited, high salaried writer of an important new television series.
What would you do if you were invited to spend a week on a private island with your sponsor, an eccentric millionaire with strongly negative feelings about wine, women, and song?
What would you do if the only women on the island were a glamorous blonde, a glamorous brunette, and a glamorous redhead?
What would you do if the glamorous redhead ran screaming into your room to tell you she saw a man looking in her window… and you knew her room was 20 feet above ground level?
What would you do if you saw your sponsor’s dead body… and then a little while later he came to your room to punch you in the nose for making passes at his wife?
What would you do if the wife – the glamorous blonde – happened to be sitting on your bed in a transparent night gown at the time?
What would you do if you were locked in the basement of a mysterious house with an unclad beauty and an escaped lunatic?
You can find out what Larry Baker did by reading this book.